Woo’s World

A priceless cutout from last week’s Bourbon County Citizen newspaper:

I am known for my unsually casual dress habits.. but this kid’s T-shirt takes the cake.
Congratulations, young couple.

Thankfully this was my least painful experience with “law enforcement” .. and the Muscular Dystrophy Association got $560 worth of donations out of me and my supporters.
It also gave me the opportunity to publish this classic photo with good ole Chavez and baby Tucker:

Muchos gracias to all that donated (all using my fundraising website)

But I have to post the 2005 year-in-review from the Conan Obrien show. The “Ahnold” impersonator cracks me up the biggest. Metallic Fanny Packs ??

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So on-point !

makes its way into politics..

FWIW Bill Clinton visiting Kentucky today, including a stop in Paris !!

1. Guys — if you intelligently plan anything, make it your wedding proposal..
Reuters.com - “Honey, will you marry… Oh. Never mind…”
http://www.reuters.com/article/email/idUSN1439471720080314
2. Ladies — if you’re gonna strip down, get paid for it !
Reuters.com - Spitzer call girl loses $1 million offer
http://www.reuters.com/article/email/idUSN1822934020080319

Here’s the text from a funny “article” my father sent created after I lost our little quasi-Pentathlon in the summer before I went to college (he’s obviously an amateur comedian himself — where’d you think I got it?) And I’m still getting my tail kicked in golf 13 [...]

Last weekend, Dad came & dumped all the stuff from my childhood bedroom closet at our house in Lexington. There was plenty of random stuff, including a bunch of old magazines (which may or may not have included Playboy).
Coming across this ad was the coolest part.. if I’m not mistaken, this Right Guard [...]

I got a kick out of this world map.. The Uhmurican Bubba version

.. when I was in college, virtually nobody carried a cell phone. My primitive solution was to carry around a 2-sided, printed out list of phone numbers in my wallet — along with a calling card, and a few quarters everywhere I went.  Yes, it’s true.  I was a completely shameless pay-phone bum.
The [...]